ive seen things
how many things?
8
(via effinmustache)
hersheyb4r is my new url
k thx bai
k thx bai
new url
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
(via tyrabanksofficial)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
(via be-what-you-are77)
- Doctors: Anorexia is an epidemic, people need to eat.
- Doctors: Obesity is an epidemic, people eat too much.
- Society: People have unhealthy body images, accept your body the way it is!
- Society: People should be more concerend about their health, exercise & eat right!
- Media: Celebrities are way too skinny, they are setting a bad example for young girls.
- Media: This singer gained 20 pounds, she must be really unhappy.
- People: Being too skinny is gross, real women have curves.
- People: Eww, fat rolls.
- Friends: You're so pretty, you're not fat.
- Friends: Eww I'm so gross, I need to lose weight.
- Family: Don't starve yourself, eat. It's not that hard.
- Family: You ate all of this for breakfast? What is wrong with you?
- And people wonder why we have such distorted body images.
people whose tagged/me is made entirely of sassy posts instead of actual selfies
(via tyrabanksofficial)
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
Look on the bright side, you’re not assigning genders to inanimate objects.
SERIOUSLY IF YOU WRITE ‘hôte’ AS A FEMININE WORD IN FRENCH IT MEANS HOST BUT IF YOU WRITE IT AS A MASCULINE WORD IT MEANS THE GUEST.
(Source: shitweed, via questionable-contents)
“this tastes like shit”
“how do you know what shit tastes like”
